John McCain- Would tell me how he's gonna catch the big fish, but when he realizes the big fish has alot more friends than he does, he swims off with this fish and becomes a fish himself. He then resurfaces from the water 8 years later with a gills, scales and fins to tell me he's not a fish after all.
Barack Obama- Would talk the big fish into coming to the edge of the water, convince it to feel guilty for being such a big fish, and then persuade the big fish to be selfless and sacrifice itself for our benefit.
Joe Biden- Would continually tell me that he's a scrappy kid from some small island and the most experienced fisher. One minute later he tells me that he is no longer the most experienced fisher, but that I am, and he asks me to catch the fish for him.
Sarah Palin- Would hit the fish dead center with rounds from her AK-47 as she delivers a beautiful baby boy.
Hillary Clinton- Would have the big fish hooked and be reeling it in until Bill comes stumbling down the beach, tripping over and snapping the line.
Rudy Guiliani- would dress up as a fish of the opposite sex, marry the big fish, drag it out of the water, and then start looking for another fish.
Ron Paul- would protest fishing, saying there is no constitutional basis for having to obtain a fishing license. His supporters watch the events unfold online.
Al Gore- would balk at the thought of touching my petroleum based plastic fishing rod, fly out on his private jet and return with a sustainable bamboo rod from Indonesia.
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